fart soup

“I take a whisky drink, I take a chocolate drink, when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink”

My all of me hurts.

coelasquid:

mythicarticulations:

Announcing the original “Chupacabra in a Can”! This poseable Chupacabra skeleton is finally completed and up for sale! You can find it in our Etsy store.

WHAT A COOL THING!

WHAT A COOL STORE!

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

The meal isn’t over when I’m full, the meal is over when I hate myself