fart soup
omg-pictures:

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omg-pictures:

I think Judas’s biggest crime was never understanding personal space
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?

Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Where does your state fit in?

Also you maybe wondering what a couple of these are, and I’m happy to say I have posts/wiki articles on them that will clear that out for you.

BLACK EYED CHILDREN

ENFIELD HORROR

JERSEY DEVIL

BUNNY MAN

GOAT MAN

MOTH MAN

WENDIGO

SKIN WALKER RANCH

FLATHEAD LAKE MONSTER

WEEPING WOMAN

CARDIFF GIANT

SEATTLE SEA MONSTER

POOP MONSTER

NIGHT MARCHERS

OKLAHOMA OCTOPUS

CARROT TOP ALIENS

MELON HEAD

IT’S EASTER!

shout out to Virginia for the bunny man ghost. 

(which by the way is very frightening once you look into it, here’s a video of these kids who explored the infamous bunny man bridge at night, and let me just tell you, horrible things did happen) 

sine-stella:

All eyes on the hidden door
To the Lonely Mountain borne
We’ll ride in the gathering storm
Until we get our long-forgotten gold

There should be a new law and order, Law and Order SSU (special shark unit) all new on shark week

odditiesoflife:

theoddmentemporium:

A Pocket Watch That Shows More Than Just the Time

Why hide your porno underneath your mattress when you can waltz around with it in your pocket? Indeed, this impulse has informed watchmakers/perversion peddlers for centuries — for the past 300 or so years, tiny mechanical scenes of automata in flagrante delicto have been ferreted away in timepieces, allowing the owner to enjoy this robo-rutting at their leisure. Reuters elaborates on this practice:

The manufacture of watches with explicit motifs — often concealed from immediate view — began in the 17th century for the Chinese market, with the most luxurious timepieces created for the Emperor and his retinue. In the 18th century watchmakers introduced rhythmic interest by incorporating tiny automata to the erotic scenes and watches containing libertine scenes were made for the Far East, followed by India and more recently by the Middle-East.

Here’s an exquisitely salacious collection of watches dated from the 1820s to the 1900s. They depict everything from an enormously endowed voyeuristic Satan, a threesome with some monks, and an inquisitive dog who is not killing the mood. 

Image Sources: Image 1 : Image 2 : Image 3 : Image 4

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

Queen - Princes Of The Universe
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