fart soup
funnyandhilarious:

Have You Ever Seen A Koala Running? »
rifftrax:

Via r/rifftrax

I’m not sure what the driving exam is like now, but clearly its not the same as the one I took 10 years ago. And it’s not just younger people, old people should be retested, its crazy.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid:

"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road:

Almost fell getting undressed and I made a weird Robin Williams noise

Talk to me, im bored at work making dumb tumblr posts. I don’t bite, unless you want me to

“When I was living this lie - Fear was my Game
People would worship and fall -
Drop to their knees.
So bring me the blood and
Red wine for the one to succeed me,
For he is a man and a God -
And He will die too.”